If you love the relief and ease of a big 'ole dump, this retro beanie is the perfect thing for you. This vintage puff ball beanie will keep you warm during those unexpected outbursts. There is just nothing better than those initial chills and the pure excitement of fresh powder on a bluebird ski day.

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OK, ew. Snow. We are talking about snow. I LOVE BIG DUMPS.